Merry Baby-Jesus-Was-Not-Born-On-This-Day Day!

Yesterday I was just talking to Enoch and we were chatting about Jesus' birth in the car.

So I was like...hmm so what about that manger thing....?

For real. What about that MANGER thinger?

Hmm...would Jesus remember the night that He was born--in a manger with angels, Mary, Joseph, and three (weird-looking-with-beard old but) wise men. And my answer to that would be: Jesus totally knew about the entire deal even before He came to the world.

We now commercialize this Nativity scene: a beam of light brighten up Jesus, beautiful horses/cows/sheeps/whatevers, a just maybe a drummer boy...well I'm off topic.

Anyhow, this is that perfect manger:

And here's the REAL manger:

The real manger: Dark, wet, and, of course, smelly, full of cows and horses' crapper! I'm glad that the manger was empty!

So no one in the car could remember the day that they were born. Then Enoch said, "I bet the mom would remember." I was like hmm.....OH right, Mom's the one who gets the pain! Lol. Sorry Mary but I bet You would never forget how incredible and amazing the night sas despite the smells!

Jesus. It would be really funny if Your Coming is on a Christmas day!

Merry Christmas everyone, be blessed and have a great new year.

Johnny

Thanks to Jack--had a great steak dinner! Thanks to Annie--won the monopoly and totally dominated her males. Thanks to Enoch--for all the killing and beating. Thanks to Andy--still the best partner in HALO 2! Banana v. Dim Sum!